Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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