well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..