She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.