she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love