Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.