we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
How naked do you want me to be?
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