ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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