party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Is it because I queefed?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
