jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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