They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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