Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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