Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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