Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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