hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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