let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
it glows. i had to have it.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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