Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
