There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Randomize
