well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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