Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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