So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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