i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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