Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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