I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
