I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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