Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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