I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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