Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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