are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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