Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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