Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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