I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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