I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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