Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Ketchup is God's man juice
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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