I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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