you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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