fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
The best revenge is premature balding
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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