I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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