Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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