If that was your dad, he is hot
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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