You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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