She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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