Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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