SEEEEXXX PLEASE
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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