I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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