i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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