Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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