What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.