i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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