you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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