Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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