But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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