That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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