She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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