Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
There's always time for handjobs
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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