WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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