This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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