We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
that is very illegal...i love you.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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