Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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