Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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