Dual....:-)
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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