OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
