Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Randomize
