You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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